Bumper Stickers

I am always interested in people's bumper stickers. I hate the ones that have small writing and I can't see what it says without getting incredibly close. I feel like a stalker trying to ease up close enough to be able to read the fine print. But if they don't want it read, then it shouldn't be on their car.
I often wonder about the people that put stickers all over their vehicle. Is that really necessary? I've seen several around Austin that are blanketed in bumper stickers and I try like mad to read them all, but don't even understand what some of them are about. Maybe they're not supposed to make sense. And that may tell me a little bit about the driver of the vehicle.
I have seen a few funny ones. I like the ones that make me laugh. I wonder where the person found such a bumper sticker, too. One I saw a few weeks ago read, "Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?" Which also made me wonder where that phrase originated. Another said, "Never take advice from a bumper sticker."
I have never understood why people choose to put vulgar and crude stickers on their car, though. Is that really the kind of impression they want complete strangers to have of them? Even though I'm not supposed to be judgmental, those kinds of stickers make it really hard to not make a snap judgment about the person who would put such a thing on their car.
There is probably a bumper sticker out there for all kinds of statements, beliefs, and allegiances. Where they are found, I know not. I just like to read them on other people's cars.